Child's Indiana Jones Costume (Size:Small 4-6) - 2.0 out of 5 stars from 1 customer reviewsBuyer Beware! This purchase may lead to your child's last crusade!
This Halloween costume seemed innocent enough when we bought it for our son last year. My wife and I became concerned when little Johnny insisted upon wearing it day in and day out. Our fears were temporarily subdued when Johnny's school grades began dramatically rising. He had developed a keen interest in history and archeology almost overnight. His teachers showered him with praise and even suggested that we prematurely move him from third grade up to tenth grade because of his prodigious academic performance.
Just when we began believing that this costume was a heaven-sent, the problems came. Little Johnny was getting into outlandish fistfights with school bullies and suddenly developed Ophidiophobia (fear of snakes). We found him jumping deep gorges on his bicycle and outrunning giant boulders down the hills behind our house. While rollerblading, he snagged the fender of a pickup truck with his bullwhip and went on a high speed romp through downtown Atlanta. He...
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