Monday, October 22, 2012

Breezy Polar Bear Mascot Costume B002SFGX6K

Breezy Polar Bear Mascot Costume - 5.0 out of 5 stars from 1 customer reviews


Take that, Big Oil!
At first, when I saw the price for the costume, I was pretty skeptical. $1200 dollars!?!?!?! Seems like a bit much for a polar bear costume, I thought to myself. Also, where was the 35 dollar shipping charge coming from? It's a costume...are they shipping it in that wooden crate they put the Ark of the Covenant in at the end of Indiana Jones? Regardless, I had to bite the bullet and buy the thing, as I had a big protest coming up for Greenpeace. The plan was to all dress up as polar bears and protest outside of Exxon headquarters! I already had the perfect phrase for my sign picked out: "Exxon Will Put a Hex On the Environment!"

Shipping was speedy and convenient. However, upon receiving the item, I quickly figured out why this costume cost 1200 dollars (plus 35 dollars shipping). The seller had apparently killed and skinned an actual polar bear, and was delivering me the hide. It was postmarked in Barrows, Alaska, and did not fit too well, as this polar bear had really...






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