Complete Alien Costume Size Medium 8-10 - 8727 - 5.0 out of 5 stars from 1 customer reviewsA protest from the Pleiades
We, the intergalactic representatives of the Orion-Pleiades Federation of Antares Crux hereby firmly protest the slanderous, libellous and frankly litigious "ufology literature", not to mention those hideous documentaries on the gizmo you call Youtube.
We never crashed outside Roswell. Our interdimensional spaceships are just fine, thank you. Besides, what do you suppose two luminous beings from Orion would possibly *do* outside a dairy ranch in Texas? What crashed was a weather balloon manned by a couple of those distant ancestors of yours known as "Monkeys". Small wonder the government of sector 666, better known as The United States, wanted to keep it a secret. So would we, had we made such an elementary mistake to let a space flight be controlled by *our* ancestors (who were green jellyfish).
The whole idea of us visiting your godforsaken planet is ridiculous in itself. By Jove and Sirius, who do you think you are, some kind of cosmic hot shots? Our flying...
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